135 funny jokes to have up your sleeve

2023年4月24日 — How does NASA organise a party? They planet. ; My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. ; Two fish are ...

2024年1月12日 — 1. What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games. 2. What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!

5 天前 — Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing? A meatball. How do trees get online? They just log on!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. · I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

1. What do you call an ant who fights crime? · 2. Why are snails slow? · 3. How does the ocean say hi? · 4. What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an ...

2024年6月20日 — What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse. ; What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on a head. ; What do you call a ...

2013年6月30日 — Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach.

2024年1月27日 — Two snowmans are chillin' in the ice fields, the first one says 'You smell that?' Second one takes a whiff 'Smells like carrots!'.

2024年6月6日 — Short jokes for kids · What did the hamburgers name their new baby? Patty. · One did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Nothing, they're extinct.

2024年5月17日 — Short jokes for kids · What did the hamburgers name their new baby? Patty. · One did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Nothing, they're extinct.